Welcome to InsightSquared! It’s your first day. Where are you going to sit? Looks like there are 3 options:
1st Floor, South
- Pros: Ken’s Lounge, proximity to arcade machine.
- Cons: mood lighting.
1st Floor, North
- Pros: first to get your daily free lunch.
- Cons: 20% chance of scattered ping pong balls.
- Pros: great natural light, proximity to espresso machine.
- Cons: upbeat sales people. Just kidding, that’s not a con.
Regardless of where you start, you’ll eventually get to enjoy each neighborhood of the office – we rotate teams and desks quarterly to keep things fresh.
At your new desk, you will find your standard issue dual display setup – dual 24″ LCDs on a flexible mount with 360 degrees range of motion. Take a seat in your Herman Miller Aeron chair, saddle up to the computer of your choice (Mac, Windows, Ubuntu, CentOS, Atari, Amiga – as long as you can ssh into your dedicated dev box, we don’t care), and get ready to make your first commit. All engineers commit code on their first day – it’s a core tenet of our culture.
But actually, wait a sec – before you dive in, let’s order your lunch. Free lunch is delivered via Foodler from a different place each day – you have a $12 limit, enough to get a very filling meal (or some sushi). If you’d like to join the lunch-picking rotation, just add yourself to ISLunch – it’s in the is_engine repo.
Wow, the day has flown by! You’ve finished two stories, your pull requests were peer-reviewed and merged, and now it’s time to kick back. Pull up a stool next to ISKeg and pour yourself a craft brew, or grab a seat in front of our huge TVs for some intense Call of Duty. Tomorrow we’ll wrap up the current sprint and hold a science fair to demonstrate the new hotness we’ve built. We hope you’ve enjoyed day – it only gets better from here.